Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.

I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User?..

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfrie nd 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 ! and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

親愛的技術支持者：

去年我把7.0版女友程序升級成1.0版太太程序，沒過多久，我發現，新程序產生了意料之外的孩子程序，占用了很多的空間和寶貴的資源。

這還不算，1.0版太太程序自動安裝到所有其他程序上，監測其他程序的運行。比如，撲克之夜10.3版，足球5.0版，狩獵和釣魚7.5版，賽車3.6版。

有1.0版太太程序做背景，我不能運行喜歡的程序。我試過退回到7.0版女友程序，但是1.0版太太程序不能卸載。請救救我吧！

多謝了

困境中的使用者。。。

回複

親愛的困境中的使用者：

您所反應的，是男人們經常抱怨的十分常見的問題。

人在把7.0版女友程序升級為1.0版太太程序時，以為這不過是個附屬的娛樂程序。1.0版太太程序是個操作係統，設計者把她設計成要操作一切程序。一旦安裝，即不可能刪除，也不可能恢複成7.0版女友程序，還不能從係統清除程序文件。

你不可能回到7.0版女友程序，按照1.0版太太程序的設計，她是不會允許這樣做的.你的1.0版太太程序是在孩子贍養費警告的支持下運作的。我建議你保留1.0版太太程序，為了改善現狀，建議在背景中加入“是！親愛的！”以減輕程序的不良運行。

最好的辦法是鍵入命令“C:/抱歉！”因為你想要係統恢複正常運作，最終你總得鍵入“抱歉”命令。

1.0版太太程序是很了不起的一個程序，不過她的維修費用也很高。她還捎帶了幾個支持程序，比如清掃3.0版，烹調1.5版和買單4.2版。

不過你在運行這些程序時要十分小心。不當運行會導致係統啟動程序中的NAG NAG 9.5。一旦發生這種情況，改進1.0版太太運行表現的辦法是買些額外的軟件，我推薦2.1版鮮花和5.0版鑽石！

警告！！！在任何情況下不要載入超短裙3.3版女秘書，這與1.0版太太完全不兼容，會對運行係統造成不可彌補的損害。

祝你好運

技術支持